{"id":9412,"date":"2026-04-26T16:52:44","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T14:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=9412"},"modified":"2026-04-26T16:52:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T14:52:44","slug":"suz-abuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2026\/04\/26\/suz-abuse\/","title":{"rendered":"“Suz abuse”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Elle c’est Suz,
\nMa tata ratatouille,
\nSouvent confuse,
\nL\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a chatouille,
\nAltruiste elle est,
\nFuturiste pas vraiment*,
\nElle est \u00e0 l’ouest,
\nParfois c’est effrayant,
\nMais je l’atteste,
\nElle aide les gens.<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n

\n

*(Comme la Suze -l’alcool \u00e0 la gentiane-, elle est du 19\u00e8me, Suzanne)…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Elle c’est Suz, Ma tata ratatouille, Souvent confuse, L\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a chatouille, Altruiste elle est, Futuriste pas vraiment*, Elle est \u00e0 l’ouest, Parfois c’est effrayant, Mais je l’atteste, Elle aide les gens. JMP (\u00a9 2024) *(Comme la Suze -l’alcool \u00e0 la gentiane-, elle est du 19\u00e8me, Suzanne)…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":9413,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9412"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9415,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9412\/revisions\/9415"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/9413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}