{"id":9403,"date":"2026-04-26T16:31:20","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T14:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=9403"},"modified":"2026-04-26T16:38:45","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T14:38:45","slug":"fonce-alphonse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2026\/04\/26\/fonce-alphonse\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Fonce Alphonse&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fonce Alphonse,<br \/>\nDans ta vie,<br \/>\nTr\u00e8s bien remplie,<br \/>\nTu te d\u00e9fonces.<\/p>\n<p>En fait, tu t&#8217;enfonces,<br \/>\nA rien, tu renonces,<br \/>\nStress, coup de semonce,<br \/>\nLe burn-out s&#8217;annonce,<\/p>\n<p>Alors Alphonse,<br \/>\nTon d\u00e9ni,<br \/>\nTon d\u00e9lit,<br \/>\nSOS tu prononces ?<\/p>\n<p>JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fonce Alphonse, Dans ta vie, Tr\u00e8s bien remplie, Tu te d\u00e9fonces. En fait, tu t&#8217;enfonces, A rien, tu renonces, Stress, coup de semonce, Le burn-out s&#8217;annonce, Alors Alphonse, Ton d\u00e9ni, Ton d\u00e9lit, SOS tu prononces ? JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":9407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9403"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9408,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9403\/revisions\/9408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/9407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}