{"id":9394,"date":"2026-04-26T16:22:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T14:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=9394"},"modified":"2026-04-26T16:22:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T14:22:04","slug":"jacky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2026\/04\/26\/jacky\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Jacky&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jacky c&#8217;est mon <del>m\u00e9decin<\/del>\u00a0\u00e9lectricien,<br \/>\nSouvent il me fait des saign\u00e9es,<br \/>\nMais apr\u00e8s je me sens pas bien,<br \/>\nComme si j&#8217;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 agress\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Tel un judoka il met des prises,<br \/>\nElectriques, mais aussi surprise,<br \/>\nRadiateurs plus cong\u00e9lateur,<br \/>\nL&#8217;\u00e9t\u00e9, plus de glaces ni de beurre.<\/p>\n<p>Il est bal\u00e8se en \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique,<br \/>\nQuand dans la maison il intervient,<br \/>\nJe fais surtout des bonds de panique,<br \/>\nTel le cabri \u00e0 l&#8217;air incertain.<\/p>\n<p>JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>(Jacky comme un cabri, dans les c\u00e2bles \u00e9lectriques&#8230;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>PS : la photo est d&#8217;un autre Jacky, lui \u00e0 la R\u00e9union il vit (c&#8217;est mieux qu&#8217;un tableau \u00e9lectrique)\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jacky c&#8217;est mon m\u00e9decin\u00a0\u00e9lectricien, Souvent il me fait des saign\u00e9es, Mais apr\u00e8s je me sens pas bien, Comme si j&#8217;ai \u00e9t\u00e9 agress\u00e9. Tel un judoka il met des prises, Electriques, mais aussi surprise, Radiateurs plus cong\u00e9lateur, L&#8217;\u00e9t\u00e9, plus de glaces ni de beurre. Il est bal\u00e8se en \u00e9nerg\u00e9tique, Quand dans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":9395,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9396,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9394\/revisions\/9396"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/9395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}