{"id":9186,"date":"2026-04-04T19:35:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T17:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=9186"},"modified":"2026-04-04T19:35:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T17:35:04","slug":"la-limace-et-le-lapin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2026\/04\/04\/la-limace-et-le-lapin\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;La limace et le lapin&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sur la route de montagne,<br \/>\nAvan\u00e7ait comme une limace,<br \/>\nEn ce pays de cocagne,<br \/>\nC&#8217;\u00e9tait tellement cocasse,<br \/>\nQue dans un \u00e9pais brouillard,<br \/>\nLe camion qui le suivait,<br \/>\nTel un vrai joyeux conard,<br \/>\nSon cul vraiment lui collait.<br \/>\nLes escargots sur nos chemins,<br \/>\nMais aussi les nombreux lapins,<br \/>\nRendent la route dangereuse,<br \/>\nAu lieu de la conduite heureuse.<\/p>\n<p>JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sur la route de montagne, Avan\u00e7ait comme une limace, En ce pays de cocagne, C&#8217;\u00e9tait tellement cocasse, Que dans un \u00e9pais brouillard, Le camion qui le suivait, Tel un vrai joyeux conard, Son cul vraiment lui collait. Les escargots sur nos chemins, Mais aussi les nombreux lapins, Rendent la route [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":9187,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9188,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9186\/revisions\/9188"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/9187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}