{"id":9174,"date":"2026-04-04T17:05:20","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T15:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=9174"},"modified":"2026-04-04T17:05:20","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T15:05:20","slug":"a-comme-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2026\/04\/04\/a-comme-amour\/","title":{"rendered":"“A comme amour”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Si tu t’appelles Claudine et que ta libido d\u00e9cline,
\nFais-toi appeler Claudia, et elle repartira,
\nParce que les demoiselles au pr\u00e9nom se terminant par “a”,
\nOnt une vie sexuelle trois fois plus intense, c’est bien \u00e7\u00e0.*<\/p>\n

(j’ai appel\u00e9 ma fille “——a” et je ne le savais pas)<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2026)<\/p>\n

\n

*peut-\u00eatre pas pour Benedicta…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Si tu t’appelles Claudine et que ta libido d\u00e9cline, Fais-toi appeler Claudia, et elle repartira, Parce que les demoiselles au pr\u00e9nom se terminant par “a”, Ont une vie sexuelle trois fois plus intense, c’est bien \u00e7\u00e0.* (j’ai appel\u00e9 ma fille “——a” et je ne le savais pas) JMP (\u00a9 2026) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":9175,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9176,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9174\/revisions\/9176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/9175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}