{"id":8453,"date":"2025-11-25T13:07:33","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T12:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=8453"},"modified":"2025-11-25T13:07:33","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T12:07:33","slug":"hypnotiquement-songe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/11\/25\/hypnotiquement-songe\/","title":{"rendered":"“Hypnotiquement songe”"},"content":{"rendered":"

En classe de seconde, j’\u00e9tais devant,
\nOui j’\u00e9tais devant, parce bon \u00e9l\u00e9ment,
\nPas parce que son chemisier \u00e9tait transparent,
\nC’\u00e9tait chouette d’avoir une aussi jeune prof,
\nM\u00eame si un jour, oui, on fr\u00f4la la catastrophe,
\nNon avec une souris en sciences nat’,
\nMoi qui devant, \u00e9tait devenu \u00e9carlate,
\nParce qu’elle avait oubli\u00e9 son soutien-gorge,
\nEt jamais je n’ai autant oubli\u00e9 l’horloge…<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2025)<\/p>\n

PS : Ce songe (d’une seconde) n’est pas un mensonge.<\/em>
\nEn Seconde, s’appelait-elle Nath ma prof de Sciences nat’ ?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En classe de seconde, j’\u00e9tais devant, Oui j’\u00e9tais devant, parce bon \u00e9l\u00e9ment, Pas parce que son chemisier \u00e9tait transparent, C’\u00e9tait chouette d’avoir une aussi jeune prof, M\u00eame si un jour, oui, on fr\u00f4la la catastrophe, Non avec une souris en sciences nat’, Moi qui devant, \u00e9tait devenu \u00e9carlate, Parce qu’elle […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":8454,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8455,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8453\/revisions\/8455"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/8454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}