{"id":8061,"date":"2025-09-29T17:42:04","date_gmt":"2025-09-29T15:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=8061"},"modified":"2025-10-05T22:04:27","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T20:04:27","slug":"si-vous-avez-bu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/09\/29\/si-vous-avez-bu\/","title":{"rendered":"“Si vous avez bu”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Si vous avez ri,
\nSi vous a_verrue,
\nSi vous a… very (much),
\nElle s’appelle V\u00e9ro.,
\nSi vous l’avez vu,
\nElle prend l’ap\u00e9ro.<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2025)<\/p>\n

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Variante (si vous avez bu) : “Elle prend l’ap\u00e9ro, ses amis au bistrot, vous avez ri de V\u00e9ro.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Ou bien alors (si vous avez trop bu) : “Au bistrot des Amis, vous l’avez vu. Elle prend l’ap\u00e9ri, elle c’est verrue.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Si vous avez ri, Si vous a_verrue, Si vous a… very (much), Elle s’appelle V\u00e9ro., Si vous l’avez vu, Elle prend l’ap\u00e9ro. JMP (\u00a9 2025)   Variante (si vous avez bu) : “Elle prend l’ap\u00e9ro, ses amis au bistrot, vous avez ri de V\u00e9ro.” Ou bien alors (si vous avez […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":8062,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8061"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8126,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8061\/revisions\/8126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/8062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}