{"id":8058,"date":"2025-09-29T17:39:57","date_gmt":"2025-09-29T15:39:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=8058"},"modified":"2025-09-29T17:39:57","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T15:39:57","slug":"poeme-au-lard-en-retard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/09\/29\/poeme-au-lard-en-retard\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Po\u00e8me (au lard) en retard&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mais comment \u00e7a va Gaspard ?<br \/>\nT&#8217;as une t\u00eate de t\u00eatard,<br \/>\nToi t&#8217;as d\u00fb rentr\u00e9 bien tard,<br \/>\nTu n&#8217;es pas pr\u00eat pour le d\u00e9part,<br \/>\nDimanche y&#8217;a la chasse aux canards,<br \/>\nFaudrait t&#8217;y mettre dare-dare,<br \/>\nEt surtout pas de trucs ringards,<br \/>\nEt pense bien \u00e0 ton cl\u00e9bard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>JMP (\u00a9 2025)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mais comment \u00e7a va Gaspard ? T&#8217;as une t\u00eate de t\u00eatard, Toi t&#8217;as d\u00fb rentr\u00e9 bien tard, Tu n&#8217;es pas pr\u00eat pour le d\u00e9part, Dimanche y&#8217;a la chasse aux canards, Faudrait t&#8217;y mettre dare-dare, Et surtout pas de trucs ringards, Et pense bien \u00e0 ton cl\u00e9bard&#8230; JMP (\u00a9 2025)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":8059,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8060,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8058\/revisions\/8060"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/8059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}