{"id":8033,"date":"2025-09-21T18:50:32","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T16:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=8033"},"modified":"2025-09-21T18:50:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-21T16:50:32","slug":"une-colere-de-tonnerre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/09\/21\/une-colere-de-tonnerre\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Une col\u00e8re de tonnerre&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vert de rage ou rouge de col\u00e8re ?<br \/>\nQuand il me marche sur les pieds, je vais le houspiller&#8230;<br \/>\nQuand elle me chauffe les oreilles, je lui \u00e9crase un orteil&#8230;<br \/>\nJ&#8217;ai tr\u00e8s vite les nerfs en pelote, faut pas qu&#8217;il me provoque&#8230;<br \/>\nJ&#8217;ai la moutarde qui me monte au nez, je vais l&#8217;assaisonner&#8230;<br \/>\nIl a d\u00e9pass\u00e9 les bornes, il va se prendre un coup de corne&#8230;<br \/>\nJe vais prendre la mouche, lui faire prendre une douche&#8230;<br \/>\nIl va monter sur ses grands chevaux, montrer ses pectoraux&#8230;<br \/>\nElle va sortir de ses gonds, tel un dragon&#8230;<br \/>\nIl a p\u00e9t\u00e9 un cable, c&#8217;est inexplicable&#8230;<br \/>\nElle nous fait un caca nerveux, \u00e7a va devenir ennuyeux&#8230;<br \/>\nIl d\u00e9charge sa bile, pourtant il n&#8217;est pas d\u00e9bile&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>JMP (\u00a9 2025)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vert de rage ou rouge de col\u00e8re ? Quand il me marche sur les pieds, je vais le houspiller&#8230; Quand elle me chauffe les oreilles, je lui \u00e9crase un orteil&#8230; J&#8217;ai tr\u00e8s vite les nerfs en pelote, faut pas qu&#8217;il me provoque&#8230; J&#8217;ai la moutarde qui me monte au nez, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":8034,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recits"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8035,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8033\/revisions\/8035"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/8034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}