{"id":7409,"date":"2025-06-19T10:13:44","date_gmt":"2025-06-19T08:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=7409"},"modified":"2025-07-05T17:23:54","modified_gmt":"2025-07-05T15:23:54","slug":"salade-a-la-plage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/06\/19\/salade-a-la-plage\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Salade \u00e0 la plage&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"7409\" class=\"elementor elementor-7409\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-3027913b elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"3027913b\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4f0ce294\" data-id=\"4f0ce294\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-61a87a55 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"61a87a55\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<p>Un oc\u00e9an bleu azur&#8230;<br \/>Plus de dessert au restau&#8230;<br \/>Oui c&#8217;est le mec qui assure&#8230;<br \/>Plus de glaces car le frigo&#8230;<br \/>Plus de pain car le patron&#8230;<br \/>Plus de moule car le p\u00eacheur&#8230;<br \/>Ce mec est vraiment marron&#8230;<br \/>Plus de fromage, le livreur&#8230;<br \/>C&#8217;est un restaurant <del>aux accents<\/del> mineur<del>(s)<\/del>&#8230;<\/p><p>JMP (\u00a9 2025)<\/p><p>PS : le mec, c&#8217;est Momo, le serveur de la plage qui <del>te raconte des salades<\/del> m&#8217;a servi une salade&#8230;<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un oc\u00e9an bleu azur&#8230;Plus de dessert au restau&#8230;Oui c&#8217;est le mec qui assure&#8230;Plus de glaces car le frigo&#8230;Plus de pain car le patron&#8230;Plus de moule car le p\u00eacheur&#8230;Ce mec est vraiment marron&#8230;Plus de fromage, le livreur&#8230;C&#8217;est un restaurant aux accents mineur(s)&#8230; JMP (\u00a9 2025) PS : le mec, c&#8217;est Momo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":7410,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7409"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7552,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7409\/revisions\/7552"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/7410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}