{"id":6984,"date":"2025-03-22T19:38:49","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T18:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=6984"},"modified":"2025-03-22T19:38:49","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T18:38:49","slug":"textoteurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/03\/22\/textoteurs\/","title":{"rendered":"“Texto’teurs”"},"content":{"rendered":"

J’aime envoyer des po\u00e8mes aux gens que j’aime,
\nDes envois par texto, des mots tout chaud,
\nDes fois ils ne me r\u00e9pondent m\u00eame pas,
\nCe ne sont pas des ingrats, mes galapiats,
\nUne certitude, ils n’ont pas eu l’habitude,
\nD’exprimer aux gens, tous leurs sentiments,
\nEt puis c’est \u00e9nergivore de se concentrer,
\nPour comprendre les oxymores, les blagues feutr\u00e9es,
\nAtteints par la flemme, tous, je vous dis,
\nComment garder la flamme, aujourd’hui ?
\nMais quand m\u00eame, dire un merci \u00e0 l’auteur,
\nQuand bien m\u00eame si c’est JMP, le farceur !<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J’aime envoyer des po\u00e8mes aux gens que j’aime, Des envois par texto, des mots tout chaud, Des fois ils ne me r\u00e9pondent m\u00eame pas, Ce ne sont pas des ingrats, mes galapiats, Une certitude, ils n’ont pas eu l’habitude, D’exprimer aux gens, tous leurs sentiments, Et puis c’est \u00e9nergivore de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":6988,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recits"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6986,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6984\/revisions\/6986"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/6988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}