{"id":6889,"date":"2025-03-20T19:50:11","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T18:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=6889"},"modified":"2025-03-20T19:50:11","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T18:50:11","slug":"jai-fait-pipivert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/03\/20\/jai-fait-pipivert\/","title":{"rendered":"“J’ai fait (pi)pivert”"},"content":{"rendered":"

J’avais bu une grenadine, j’ai fait sirop,
\nSi j’avais su_reau, j’aurais bu une menthe \u00e0 l’eau,
\nM\u00eame si apr\u00e8s, j’ai fait pi(pi)vert,
\nJ’avais pris une bi\u00e8re, j’ai vu, vitamines,
\nJ’avais pris l’\u00e9tau, j’ai bu laiti\u00e8re,
\nJ’avais d\u00fb les taux, j’ai su l’\u00e9ther,
\nJ’avais bu du vin, jamais pu en vain,
\nJ’avais pris caf\u00e9ine, j’ai fait pipi partout<\/del> latrines.
\nJ’avais primaut\u00e9 sur les WC, j’ai fait pissou<\/del> laiss\u00e9 pisser…<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J’avais bu une grenadine, j’ai fait sirop, Si j’avais su_reau, j’aurais bu une menthe \u00e0 l’eau, M\u00eame si apr\u00e8s, j’ai fait pi(pi)vert, J’avais pris une bi\u00e8re, j’ai vu, vitamines, J’avais pris l’\u00e9tau, j’ai bu laiti\u00e8re, J’avais d\u00fb les taux, j’ai su l’\u00e9ther, J’avais bu du vin, jamais pu en vain, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":6890,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recits"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6889"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6892,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6889\/revisions\/6892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/6890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}