{"id":6642,"date":"2025-02-27T18:59:05","date_gmt":"2025-02-27T17:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=6642"},"modified":"2025-03-16T18:39:09","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T17:39:09","slug":"salto-dans-la-salle-deau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/02\/27\/salto-dans-la-salle-deau\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Salto dans la salle d&#8217;eau&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"6642\" class=\"elementor elementor-6642\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-7a6dbe5a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"7a6dbe5a\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-66acde7d\" data-id=\"66acde7d\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-558dd89b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"558dd89b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\tJ&#8217;ai fait un salto dans la salle d&#8217;eau,\r\nJ&#8217;ai fait les niveaux dans ton auto,\r\nT&#8217;as pas le niveau, regarde la m\u00e9t\u00e9o,\r\nTu veux partir en rando, sans ton sac \u00e0 dos ?\r\nTu fais le salaud dans le film d&#8217;\u00d4 (<del>tant en emporte le veau<\/del>),\r\nTu sais que le X, est apr\u00e8s le W ?\r\nTu sais que l&#8217;I Grec, c&#8217;est Nikos de la t\u00e9l\u00e9 ?\r\nParce que ni Causse, ni Cantal,\r\nSauf les Pyr\u00e9n\u00e9es Orientales, (<del>et la Star Ac.<\/del>)\r\nL\u00e0 o\u00f9 les pauvres, ils manquent d&#8217;eau,\r\nFaisons un sale taux \u00e0 ces badauds,\r\n(<del>disait mon banquier de la BNP<\/del>)\r\n\r\nJMP (\u00a9 2024)\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&#8217;ai fait un salto dans la salle d&#8217;eau, J&#8217;ai fait les niveaux dans ton auto, T&#8217;as pas le niveau, regarde la m\u00e9t\u00e9o, Tu veux partir en rando, sans ton sac \u00e0 dos ? Tu fais le salaud dans le film d&#8217;\u00d4 (tant en emporte le veau), Tu sais que le [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":6701,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recits"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6642"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6776,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6642\/revisions\/6776"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/6701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}