{"id":6590,"date":"2025-02-26T23:11:05","date_gmt":"2025-02-26T22:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=6590"},"modified":"2025-10-01T23:17:12","modified_gmt":"2025-10-01T21:17:12","slug":"la-seine-est-saine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/02\/26\/la-seine-est-saine\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;La Seine est saine&#8221; *"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"6590\" class=\"elementor elementor-6590\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-b416155 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"b416155\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-20fafea5\" data-id=\"20fafea5\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5feb7810 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5feb7810\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<p>La Seine est aux normes tambourine Hidalgo,<br \/>La sienne est en forme, de ce que dit l&#8217;argot,<br \/>La Sir\u00e8ne est bien morne, avec son uniforme,<br \/>La baleine est \u00e9norme sur sa plate-forme,<br \/>L&#8217;hygi\u00e8ne est bien bonne, malgr\u00e9 le carbone&#8230;<\/p><p>JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p><p>*<em>La SNSM est la Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 Nationale de Sauvetage en Maire (PS : Anne Hidalgo, qui s&#8217;est mise en sc\u00e8ne dans la Seine -elle a fait du crawl sur le dos- est Maire de Paris)<\/em><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Seine est aux normes tambourine Hidalgo,La sienne est en forme, de ce que dit l&#8217;argot,La Sir\u00e8ne est bien morne, avec son uniforme,La baleine est \u00e9norme sur sa plate-forme,L&#8217;hygi\u00e8ne est bien bonne, malgr\u00e9 le carbone&#8230; JMP (\u00a9 2024) *La SNSM est la Soci\u00e9t\u00e9 Nationale de Sauvetage en Maire (PS : [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":6596,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6590"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8105,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6590\/revisions\/8105"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/6596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}