{"id":6452,"date":"2025-02-23T19:34:41","date_gmt":"2025-02-23T18:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=6452"},"modified":"2025-02-23T19:34:41","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T18:34:41","slug":"au-vingt-daout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/02\/23\/au-vingt-daout\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Au vingt d&#8217;ao\u00fbt&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Au vin doux, elle pr\u00e9f\u00e8re le whisky,<br \/>\nAu vain toux, elle boit du sirop d&#8217;anis,<br \/>\nAu Ventoux, elle p\u00e9dale tout mou,<br \/>\nAu vingt d&#8217;ao\u00fbt, elle boit son mo\u00fbt.<\/p>\n<p>Emilie, c&#8217;est toute une distillerie,<br \/>\nElle boit tout le temps, le jour, la nuit,<br \/>\nPar le bon bout, c&#8217;est s\u00fbr elle prend la vie,<br \/>\nSi elle fait la moue, la cause c&#8217;est la pluie.<\/p>\n<p>Le probl\u00e8me, c&#8217;est \u00e0 la fin qu&#8217;on vieillit,<br \/>\nLe th\u00e9or\u00e8me, c&#8217;est pas un nombre infini,<br \/>\nAlors vient la cirrhose, comme maladie,<br \/>\nEt tu abats ta derni\u00e8re carte : Ameli.<\/p>\n<p>JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Au vin doux, elle pr\u00e9f\u00e8re le whisky, Au vain toux, elle boit du sirop d&#8217;anis, Au Ventoux, elle p\u00e9dale tout mou, Au vingt d&#8217;ao\u00fbt, elle boit son mo\u00fbt. Emilie, c&#8217;est toute une distillerie, Elle boit tout le temps, le jour, la nuit, Par le bon bout, c&#8217;est s\u00fbr elle prend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":6453,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6454,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6452\/revisions\/6454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/6453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}