{"id":6260,"date":"2025-02-21T17:23:58","date_gmt":"2025-02-21T16:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=6260"},"modified":"2025-05-22T11:20:35","modified_gmt":"2025-05-22T09:20:35","slug":"a-tomber-par-terre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/02\/21\/a-tomber-par-terre\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Le canisse&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"6260\" class=\"elementor elementor-6260\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-4ce14451 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"4ce14451\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-2f7e39f2\" data-id=\"2f7e39f2\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4ca78612 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4ca78612\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<p>Derri\u00e8re son canisse vert,<br \/>Ma voisine en maillot fluo,<br \/>Sous un soleil s\u00e9v\u00e8re,<br \/>Faisait des ronds dans l&#8217;eau.<\/p><p>Elle se cachait dans sa piscine,<br \/>Moi l\u00e0, je taillais la glycine,<br \/>En poussant ma remorque pleine,<br \/>Je lui dis qu&#8217;elle avait de la veine.<\/p><p>Le soir \u00e0 l&#8217;heure de l&#8217;ap\u00e9ro,<br \/>Je l&#8217;aper\u00e7ois prendre du repos,<br \/>Elle se pr\u00e9lasse et boit son pastis,<br \/>Mais c&#8217;est vraiment une usurpatrice.<\/p><p>Subrepticement l&#8217;an dernier,<br \/>Femme de mon voisin, remplac\u00e9e,<br \/>Ainsi va la vie aujourd&#8217;hui,<br \/>Tout est <del>fluo<\/del> flou, m\u00eame <del>la<\/del> <del>bigamie<\/del> le bikini.<\/p><p>JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Derri\u00e8re son canisse vert,Ma voisine en maillot fluo,Sous un soleil s\u00e9v\u00e8re,Faisait des ronds dans l&#8217;eau. Elle se cachait dans sa piscine,Moi l\u00e0, je taillais la glycine,En poussant ma remorque pleine,Je lui dis qu&#8217;elle avait de la veine. Le soir \u00e0 l&#8217;heure de l&#8217;ap\u00e9ro,Je l&#8217;aper\u00e7ois prendre du repos,Elle se pr\u00e9lasse et [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":7179,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6260"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7185,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions\/7185"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/7179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}