{"id":5993,"date":"2025-02-19T01:56:57","date_gmt":"2025-02-19T00:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/?p=5993"},"modified":"2026-04-25T17:04:21","modified_gmt":"2026-04-25T15:04:21","slug":"un-poeme-a-la-flemme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/2025\/02\/19\/un-poeme-a-la-flemme\/","title":{"rendered":"“La vue d’en haut”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vu d’en haut, on voit du vert sur ma moto,
\nA droite, une statue en pied de Charlot,
\nC’est souvent troublant la vue d’en haut,
\nTout devient petit m\u00eame si c’est gros…<\/p>\n

Nul besoin de parapente, de drone,
\nOuvrir la fen\u00eatre, ce que je pr\u00f4ne,
\nCar bien souvent prendre de la hauteur,
\nEt avant tout une histoire de c\u0153ur…<\/p>\n

JMP (\u00a9 2024)<\/p>\n

\n

…suite (\u00e9rotique) -interdite au moins de douze ans- : LIBERTE – EGALITE – DECOLLETE<\/em><\/p>\n

La vue d’en haut permet de plonger,<\/em>
\nDans de bien belles voies, des vall\u00e9es,<\/em>
\nSous la voix, explorer des contr\u00e9es,<\/em>
\nEntre les monts, ne plus respirer…*<\/em><\/p>\n

*(variante -pieuse- pour la chute -de reins- : “Entre les Saints, d\u00e9couvrir l’Esp\u00e9r\u00e9…”)<\/em>
\nou alors “Se couvrir et expirer”, mais c’est moche de finir \u00e9touff\u00e9 (et tout_f\u00e9e ?)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vu d’en haut, on voit du vert sur ma moto, A droite, une statue en pied de Charlot, C’est souvent troublant la vue d’en haut, Tout devient petit m\u00eame si c’est gros… Nul besoin de parapente, de drone, Ouvrir la fen\u00eatre, ce que je pr\u00f4ne, Car bien souvent prendre de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":5994,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poemes"],"acf":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5993"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9353,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5993\/revisions\/9353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media\/5994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jmponcet.fr\/nov-apijson\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}